Eternal Reign
8 hours ago with 2 notes 
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bloodbeautiful inquired,
“Too much foofaraw. If I’m gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink.”
aeternaregnare.tumblr.com answered,

bloodbeautiful:

aeternaregnare:

"….I do not seem to understand.

Why would such attire be necessary for this task to begin with?”

She raised an eyebrow.

"Becaaaause we’re going under cover. Disguise is usually necessary. If we go in like this…"

She gestured between the two of them, indicating their armour.

"We’re gonna get shot before we go through the door. Discretion. Not normally my forte but I’m learning…"

"…You can infiltrate the building, and I will remain outside as your cover then."

9 hours ago with 5,616 notes 
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9 hours ago with 2 notes 
bloodbeautiful inquired,
“Too much foofaraw. If I’m gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink.”
aeternaregnare.tumblr.com answered,

"….I do not seem to understand.

Why would such attire be necessary for this task to begin with?”

9 hours ago with 1 note 
ofparagonheart inquired,
“I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?”
aeternaregnare.tumblr.com answered,

"…That’s the point.

You don’t.”

9 hours ago with 83 notes 
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Firefly Inspired Starter Sentences

chiefironwall:

  • “Yes… yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… This Land.”
  • “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
  • “Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”
  • “Here’s a little concept I’ve been working on. Why don’t we shoot her first?”
  • “If anyone gets nosy just, you know… Shoot ‘em.”
  • “I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?”
  • “I’d like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.”
  • “I said you’re a coward and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?”
  • “Shouldn’t you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such?”
  • “Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
  • “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ‘til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here!”
  • “Have you ever been with a warrior woman?”
  • “Too much foofaraw. If I’m gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink.”
  • “Don’t fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character, ask anyone.”
  • "Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.”
  • “Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?”
  • “If I could make you prettier I would!”
  • “Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?”
  • “Yeah, we’re pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.”
  • “Some people juggle geese!”
  • “My God. You’re like a trained ape… without the training!”
  • “This must be what going mad feels like.”
  • “You really are such an easy mark.”
  • “You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?”
  • “Sometimes a thing gets broke, can’t be fixed.”
  • “Everybody dies alone.”
  • “No power in the ‘verse can stop me.”
  • “No, what this marriage needs is one less husband.”
  • “I shaved off my beard for you, devil-woman!”
  • “Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he’s right with God.”
  • “I can’t keep track of her when she’s not incorporeally possessing a spaceship; don’t look at me.”
  • “Well… my sister’s a ship. We had a complicated childhood.”
9 hours ago  

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